Excessive Blogger

is excessive the word?

Oh well. NVM that.

On my way to the bathywoom,
ayah called me.

'Nibah!'
'mm?' - peeks into mak and ayah's room
'meh sini! dah lama awak tak sayang ayah.' [by sayang he means him kissing my cheeks with his janggut tajam -.-]
'mmh.'

Walk3.
cucuk pipi dgn janggut on both sides.

Back to my way to the bathywoom.

'Nibah?'
'Ye yah?'
'Awak nak buat tak program tu tahun depan?'
'Mmmmm....boleeeh jee kot??' -In the most hesitant way possible
'Pagi kelas petang sekolah. boleh? eh! pagi sekolah petang kelas. ??'
'Boleh jee...........'
'By 16 masuk, finish by 19, by 20 gaji dah beribu ribu!' [insert ayah's version of maniacal laugh & mak's laugh caused by ayah's laugh]
'heh' [pandang kat mak with a very evil 'MONEEYY!!!' look]

'If you masuk the program, you'll be the most qualified to take over my business!'
'*overjoyed and enthusiastic* ah? YAAAYYY!! BOLEH KERJA KAT RUMAAAAHH...ON THE PHOOOONE...MAKI ORAAANGG!! WOOOOHHH!!!'
'*mak laughing sampai keluar bunyi semput*'
'awak suka ke kerja ayah?'
'*mak menyampuk* diorang [4 adik beradik] mmg suka kerja kat rumah'
'*ayah looking shocked* ooh. okaayy??'
'*chanting while on the way to bathywoom* DAPAT MAKI ORANG! DAPAT MAKI ORANG! DAPAT MAKI ORANG!'

In my head..
I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD MY Q5, MY CHOICE OF VOLKSWAGEN, MY BUGATTI VEYRON tak sure bentley or not. but if not, MY BENTLEY, MY PORSCHE, MY FERRARI

Note:
1) I've always wanted a 4WD. That's why i want Q5. nanti nak tuka tayar jadi lagi buff like all my other cars i already have. ceh. MY cars en?

2) I will get my sports car. That's why i'm getting a ferrari / porsche / bugatti veyron/bentley / volkswagen. No, not all the cars by the listed companies above are sports cars but ada jugak kan? i would know. cewah!

3) There is, in fact, a car company missing from the list. Audi. Well, technically, it's not. Cause Q5 is already Audi.

I LOVE CARS AND ALWAYS WILL!

maybe i'll get a black carerra. That way i can put the model of a carerra that my brother bought me in a glass case and put a label "See THIS CAR in real size outside!"