You're Number 1!

So, i got number 1 for intervensi 2 right, like, dah confirm.
So i told my mom.
For the whole day when she sees me she'll gosok my kepala.
My sister on the other hand keeps on giving me a pat on the cheek "Pandaaaai adik kak athi nii!"

And i'm like. Umph.
Ye la, bukan selalu dapat adik dapat number 1 kan. hehehe.
This is probably like, the 3rd time adik die dapat number 1. yeah.
So i asked my mom.

Me: Mak, dapat number 1. Nak guitar.
Mak: Nak beli dekat mane? Amcorp?
Me: Tak nak. Nak yang original punye, yang mahal2.
Mak: Nak tere gile punye la?
Me: Kalau tak pon minta ayah foosball table tu.
Mak: Foosball kan kite berdua kumpul duit?
Me: Takpela. tengah dapat number 1, minta je lah ayah terus.
Mak: ...
Me: Kalau tak minta ayah thousand. biar kite kumpul the other thousand eight. [cakap macam money expert en?]

[dad walks in]

Mak: Bang, budak ni dapat nombor 1, nak guitar baru.
Ayah: [tersengeh with an "Anak aku dah suka guitar dah" proud face :D]
Me: [lying face down making bedsheet angels] LES PAUL!!!
Ayah: OI! BERAPE RIBU TU?!

YEAH. so, any suggestions??
Oh, terlupa.

Me: you...BUY ME A CAR!
Ayah: [picks up the phone] hello, nak order Q5 satu.
me: heheheh.