Your Butt Is Fine, Sir

The best first day of school ever.
Of the week.

I SKIPPED SCHOOL MONDAY.
and i was horrible at home.

Tuesday, i was on my way to the stairs when dotdot was cornering into the staircase as well.
So i was behind him.
Dear Mister, you have a nice butt.
I was checking it out on the way, i couldn't help it.

Now would be the perfect time to say
SU, SHAZ, S ONLINE!!

Hehe.

I had many encounters with dotdot this week. I guess that's why i haven't stopped smiling apart from my sleep. But even so, i had wonderful dreams. It wasn't all about him, but everything was making me happy :D

Then this morning, he was in my class alot.
3 times i think.
At first i didn't notice that he was in my class, i was being crazy with suraya.
Singing Love Me by Justin Bieber.
Thank God for KPA and Maths and Puan Ruslina <33
I was spying on him even before he came in. I think he was looking at me.
But i would say otherwise, why in the world would he look at disgusting and ugly ol' me?
He is far too beautiful to be looking at something so ugly.
Like a porsche being painted by a kindergartener. It just simply doesn't work. ):
You'll be leaving this school, and i'll be heartbroken. )':
Oh well, life goes on.
Blom June pon. :D

Everyone is telling me to talk to him. I just simply can't.
Have you been beside me when he's around?
I hyperventilate, I get speechless,
and apparently, my voice shakes.

Then, i'd get the butterflies,
I'd get the feeling of excitement / nervousness and get confused between both of them.
Then, i feel like puking.

Back to this morning, syed borrowed my paper, and dotdot was dekat meja depan meja syed.
So i took that advantage and said

Syed, nak kertas kejap, nak tgk mane yg jai salah.

I just kneeled there, when he bent down. So his butt was showing perfectly.

Fatimah : "Nice ass"
Me: I KNOW!!!

Then a paper fell down, then he picked it up.
I was still looking at my paper while explaining to Syed how to get line NL.
I was kinda kembang, thinking oh, i bet he overheard my brilliant explaination of MATHS to syed.
He'll think i'm smart :D
I wonder if he took a peek at me when he picked up the paper. I wonder what was on his head.
Oh god, puking feeling...omigod...BWEK!

Oh yeah, one of the days, i went out the bathroom the same time he did.
Umm, shazziera waved at him, he waved back, when i wasn't THERE! he kinda smiled.
i pretended to fake spit on someone's head who was on the floor under me and suraya said he was looking. [insta-death]
berape kali jmpe die.

OMIGOD, umm, u're my wallpaper now.
The picture is titled sexy back.
I have my paparazzi. Thanks, potato :D

What else? Umm, yeah, oh i went up the stairs when he was in front of me twice including the one i mentioned earlier.
So yeah, i kept on screaming.
Imanie dah tau who i like. Imah pon.

I think i should stop now, before i die in a blink.
<33 and xxx and ooooo
VaJaiNa