Friday, March 19, 2010

Who Calls at.. 8:58am..

I'm just living in the night zone still. :D
Gonna check out the live chat in the afternoon.
Gonna finish science today, if possible.

Broke each other's hearts again.
Oh, i forgot what i wanted to blog about. oh yeah!

Pick Up Lines for celebrities.
Made by me, and one made by izyan

To Adam Lambert: Hey sexy, i have an eyeliner in my back pocket!!
To Justin Bieber by izyan: Hey, i haven't hit puberty too, so it's safe with me!
To Justin bieber by me: I'll be your shawty. You just have to borrow my heels..

This is kinda insulting but it's kinda possible to be true?

To Kevin Jonas : I LOVE guys with chest hair!
To Joe Jonas: Hey babe, I love hanging out with my family!
To Nick Jonas: I PLAY GOLF!
To Frankie Jonas: I have all of Super Cars Collection!! ??

HAAAAAAHAHA! SO EVIL YET FUNNY. I personally think that Nick Jonas' pick up line is genius.

From Nick Jonas : Slow down sugar, cause i'm diabetic!
From Joe Jonas : I just got my library card and i'm checking you out!

That did not only pick me up, but it also threw me to the skies and made me flyyy!!!

Who else eh? I only made the justin bieber and adam lambert part last night. The rest was created spontaniously.

What about..To Taylor Lautner... : I'm a cougar, you're a wolf, we're destined!
To Demi Lovato: I love wide smiles and big teeth.
To Miley Cyrus: My last girlfriend was a slut you know.. So you're eligible!
To Zac Efron: I have a nude picture of myself too, you know?
To Angelina Jolie / Madonna: Hey, i own an orphanage in Zimbabwe.
To Taylor Swift : "I'm stupid, i will dump you over the phone, and i will write a song about you" "Coool! Wanna date?"

AHAHAHA! Seriously taylor swift is dumb. She writes about all the guys that dumps her and she dumps cause he's stupid and all like, hey, didn't u think about what's gonna happen??

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