Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Maths & Life.

Cikgu: Sini apa tarak? Sini tarak y so darab y. Sini pulak tarak apa? Sini...tarak...oh. Sini tarak tarak. So, kite biarkan.

Tarak= Takde
Tarak Tarak = Takde yg Takde

Life is not Word Document. You can press backspace when u misspell something. TRUE INDEED!

Afiq was being perverted last night 14/3/10. Ah yes, he's a guy.

Me: Dude, brb, have to go mandi.
Afiq: Can i watch? Alaa, u tak kisah kan? I kan gay...
Me: You have a better chance at seeing malini with straight arm hair.
Afiq: Ew.

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Afiq: You have massive BOOBS.
Me: EWW. bodoh.
Afiq: That was a compliment.
Me: Umm, thanks?

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Afiq: HAA! DAH JUMPE!
Me: Jumpe ape?
Afiq: Gamba budak tu [you know who] boobs besar. Kalah awak.
Me: Siape?
Afiq: Yeen lah. Macam tipu je, korg edit eh?

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Afiq's Facebook Status: That ONE picture is making me ceraaazyyyy!
Me: That picture makes you perverted! Woot woot??
Afiq: I was born perverted. Pervert is the 'afiq' persona. Gay is the 'potato' persona.
Me: You got the hannah montana syndrome.
Afiq: I'm hannah montana 2.0

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Me: Have u seen afiq's facebook? 'I'm gonna crop that picture and put it as my wallpaper... IF U DON'T MIND.'
Yeen: I will simply slaughter and barbeque him into little bite sized burgers and serve it to orphans in bangladesh if he does that.
Me: You know, he said 'Nk tengok u mandi, u kan tak kisah, i kan gay' I don't know if i should freak out or laugh, so i did both.
Yeen: slap him. you should've went to his house n slap him. maybe there was a stray perverted ghost dat possessed him ytd.

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Me: Mesti awak slalu charge psp skrg kan?
Afiq: Yeah. why?
Me: nak tgk gamba 'die!' aha.
Afiq: Yeah. boleh tgk smpi mate kite MELETUP!

Husiya! Very fun holidays so far. Staying at home has never been so enjoyable. So, such.. a.. pain in the back! and the neck!
Aah, damn the laptop. Oh well, at least my butt won't get kematu. I can sit on the bed!

I fell asleep while listening to Decode this evening.

Hmm, going to the Library with Izyan tomorrow. My prediction of what's gonna happen..

Lunch: Yummy cheesecake :D Maggi goreng No sayur. Well, maybe some veggies but izyan eats them all. Yes, i'm still a child.
Amazing length of laughter. Everyone in the cafeteria will stare at us as usual. I'd buy a Ribena and Coke as usual. And i'd have to help izyan choose which drink to buy. Then she'll end up choosing the one she said she doesn't want. :D Good times.

Study: "Nak duduk mane?" "Entah." "Atas senyap and sikit orang" "Entah" "Cepatla, nak duduk mane?" "Mane2la" "Hish, sini je lah, banyak buku pon, on, monkeys and gorillas. Nicee."

In between studying: "Eh, i need to go copy something, u need anything?" "No thanks i'm good. Oh wait, i'm coming with you." run downstairs, then back upstairs, then forget something, then go back down and back up. "Okay, did u lose 5 kg, cause i just did."

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Me: Wanna go eat?
Izyan: Sure.

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Me: Izyan n I are going to the library tomorrow, u coming or what?
Afiq: Ntahla. What time?
Me: 2-5
Afiq: Lamenye. Korg buat ape kat sane? Beromen?
Me: 3 jam je kot. minus the laughing, eating, and picking the right place to sit, dah 2 jam. but i'm sure u'd love beromen won't u?
Afiq: Eww. You guys? Puhlease.

Wek!
This has been an enjoying week so far.

Non enjoyable.

Tarzan kene masok cage. :'( Tu la, dah letak litterbox, kencing jugak atas sofa.

Abang: E, bising nye si tarzan tu. Padan muke! Dah kasi tmpt kencing nk jugak kncing tempat lain! Eh, agakye die mesti tgh meow kuat2 sbb die tgh kate "Aku tak buat lagi, aku nak kluar! nak kluar!!! tolong! aku tak buat lagi!"
Me: haha, kalau tak pon "Tolong! Tak nak litterbox, aku nak sofa!!"
Mak: "Aku dah sesak, cepat, nak sofa!"

Joe's Dating Demi Lovato now. FUCK YOU DEM DEM!
I might not be going to see adam lambert. D=

Hmmph. I am as vain as i allow. :D
Got an electrical drum set. My dad placed it right beside the pinano!

I should get number 1 more :D I'm very enthusiastic about it now.

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