Ryan - The Normal Human
R-Dizzle-The Rapper Gangsta
Regina-The Dumb Brunette
Hanate-The Japanese ninja.
Ryan: So, i just got contacted by the big boss at youtube and he..
Regina: Whaaaaaaaat.
*silence*
Ryan: so, anyway, he wants all of us to make a PSA to educate the viewers, you know, to make the world a better place. so whatdya think?
*silence*
Regina: What's a PeSA?
Ryan: what?
Regina: you know, P-S-A, pesa.
Ryan: noo..
R-Dizzle: dont be ignant dawg, everybody knows the P is silent!
Regina: So It's just sa?
Ryan: No! PSA is not a word, it's an acronym!
Regina: What's that?
R-Dizzle: I'm gonna say it's a kind of dog?
Ryan: No, it means that PSA stands for something.
Regina:Right, it stands for Pesa.... OR do you mean P-M-S?
Ryan: No, what? P-S-A!
Regina: So P-S-A and P-M-S are the same?
Hanate: P-S-A stands for Pubric Service Announcement! [in a japanese accent]
Ryan: THANK YOU, HANATE. now please tell them what that means.
Hanate: Well, in PSA the P is not silent.
Ryan: Nope!
Hanate: The A is
Ryan: WHAT?
Hanate: So, it actually sound like defrating barroon!
Ryan: How is that anything like deflating a balloon?
Hanate: You know, like pssssssssssssss.
THEME SONG!
24 hours later..
Ryan: Alright, show me what you guys got, who wants to go first?
Hanate: *lifts up hand*
Regina: I'll go!
Hanate: *puts down hand*
Regina: So i did my PSA on sex.
Ryan: Alright, let's see it!
SECKS, by REGINA.
"there are 5 things u need to know about sex. sex is like cookies, protection is your dinner, life is your appetite, doodoo is your baby, and toilet paper is your tools.
so, u cant have cookies before dinner, because it will ruin ur appetite. then u have to make a doodoo but u won't have the toilet paper to clean up. So if u don't wanna have a baby, then just STOP EATING!"
the end.
Ryan: That was, different? Anyway, who wants to go next?
Hanate: *lifts up hand*
Ryan: *turns to hanate, then to RDizzle* how bout you, RDizzle?
Hanate: *puts down hand*
RD: what?
Ryan: You ready to go?
RD: why, where are we going?
Ryan: no, let's see your PSA.
RD: oh, well, i did mine on everything
You Will Die by RDizzle
"If you do drugs [DRUGS!], you will die
If you have sex [SEX!], you will die
If you don't recycle then you will die
You're playing with fire? You'll DIE DIE DIE!"
the end
Ryan: you know what? i'll just take my PSA cause u guys dont take this seriously!
Hanate: but wait, i never get to show mine
Ryan: *slams door*
*silence*
*Ryan comes back in, everyone stares.*
RD: What? u wanna yell at us summoe?
Ryan: I LEFT MY KEYS!
*ryan goes out, slowly, shutting the door, slowly while jingling his keys, the door almost shuts,then jingles his keys inside the room, AND THEN he closes the door*
Ryan's PSA
"Each year, tens and thousand, tens and thousands, tens and thousands,
and even hundreds, of children, and dogs, are being murdered, by themselves, due to hunger, and starvation, and terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, BOOM. but with your help, we can give these children our leftovers, we can give them blankets without holes, we can change their lives, for life. all you have to do, is dial a simple number,
1-800- THE- UHH- THE- THE- HELP- THE- CHILDREN- AND- DOGS- NOT- DIE.com
because together, together, together, we can stop the ending for not living for children and dogs, cause all it takes. is just a little bit of this [heart shape], boo. well then, Achoo, bless you!"
Ryan: So, watcha think about that?
Shane D: what the **** was that?
Regina: uh oh, all this talk about P-S-A, *looks down* i think i just got mine!
Hanate: it's okay, u can use my ShamWOOHOO!
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