Blonde Jokes.

1) There was this blonde who entered a swimming competition. And she lost. So she told the judge.

"This is not fair! Everybody else cheated! It's a breast-stroke, but everybody used their hands."

Touche?

2) A brunette, a red head, and a blonde had to go through 100 stairs to go to heaven. at every stair, god will tell them a joke. And if they laugh, they can't go through.

The brunette laughed at the first stair.

The red head laughed at the 50th stair.

The blonde arrived at the 100th and laughed.

God asked her, "how come you're laughing while i havent told the joke?"

The blonde said "I just got the first one."

-Fina's

3) There was this blonde who was in desperate need of money. one day, she knocked on a man's house and said "I'm in need of money. Do you have anything for me to do that you can pay me for?"

And the man said "Okay, take that paint, and paint my porch."

Half an hour later, the blonde knocked on the man's door.

"I'm done."

"So fast? Okay. Here's 50 bucks. Thank you."

"You're welcome, sir. By the way, It's not a porsche, it's a ferrari."

BEDEB-BUSH!