Friday, June 5, 2009

Live For Gorillas / To Party?

Joe was sitting at home, watching TV all alone,
Then he saw his girlfriend, and boy he was in shock.
So he picked up the phone, called everyone he knows,
And said "Watch Animal Planet",
Hit the buttons here we go.

You gotta live for gorillas,
Comb that fur,
Everyone is scratching their pits,
Tell the DJ to bring the pool,
Are you ready to shower the gorilla?

[guitar playing] SCRATCH![guitar playing] SCRATCH!

She was out on the floor,
Yeah she scratched the flea away,
And she looked at her pit, And said that "IT IS BALD!!"
So she pulled Fernando aside, and said "i need fur transplant"
But fernando said "1 more minute", then he ran away..YEAH!

You gotta live for gorillas,
Comb that fur,
Everyone is scratching their pits,
Tell the DJ to bring the pool,
Are you ready to shower the gorilla?

She walked to the cave,
And started saying to herself,
The scratching doesn't have to end,
I can scratch heeeere.

You gotta live for gorillas,
Comb that fur,
Everyone is scratching their pits,
Tell the DJ to bring the pool,
Are you ready to shower the gorilla?

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